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updated 11th of May 2021

and what they actually hear >>>

Teacher to his student: Give me the opposite of this sentence:
"Children in the dark make Mistakes" 
Student: "Mistakes in  the dark make Children"

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Teacher: "My goodness! It's unbelievable that this level goes down and down. But it happens!"

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Teacher: "This is now a demo or you really don't know it?"

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Teacher: "Now we make a break. A good cigarette needs 7 minutes."

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Teacher: "Whne we were young, we played with vaccum cleaner motors!"

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Teacher after the examination to the student: "For that what you did not know, two more students could have failed!"

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